I am a big fan of Selena Gomez. Huge. And while I think that the whole Spring Breakers role is such a hollywood starlet cliche kinda move (doesn’t every young teen star eventually say “I wanted to take on a role/make an album that showcases the more grown-up me and my sexuality”) I’m giving her a pass and ignoring how redundant it all sounds.

Instead, I will continue to focus on how beautiful she is, how lush her hair looks and how her lashes create tsunamis across the world.